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Tips for backpackers: don't go to Bermuda, you can't afford it! Why go to a place where a tomato from the grocery store costs US2.50+, you need to remortgage your home to afford milk and accommodation starts at around US$150/night in a place where you get to share with the pets - flying cockroaches. The locals don't like foreigners much, the number of machete attacks is improbable for a place that has a population of around 60,000 .. oh yes and it is legal to discriminate against people based on sexual preferences. Use your money to go somewhere more appealing such as Thailand, Australia, France, Greece, Namibia, Iraq...

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